okay so someone just posted a gif of someone sticking their entire fist up their ass, and im confused. i mean ….. HOW?!?
wizcoylifa: if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
today has included:
waking up next to my boy lunch flat pack furniture popping balloons moving furniture baking and breaking bad I’ve had such an unexpectedly good day!
Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet? Drown her.
having a breaking bad sesh. get in.
my boss was walking around with a hair net stuck...
Cosmo sex tip #346
cosmo-sex-tips: To really surprise your partner during sex, die.
Tonight has included:
A cheeky lock in at the shop Multiple drinks Dirty texts Drinking games And finding nemo My friends might be Wierdos but they usually come through in the end!
Genuinely not happy, a shitty day followed my people fucking me around. Just gonna have drinks with Corey
wvnderbar: that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
blah blah blah
Reading, blah blah blah
Finally got round to watching the end of hellcats
Honestly, why has it been cancelled?
Eating brownies whilst lying down is very silly. I have crumbs EVERYWHERE!
Fingers crossed i won’t get my arm stuck to the cooker again today….
im in such a funk right now
i want hugs off the boy