August 2012
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okay so someone just posted a gif of someone sticking their entire fist up their ass, and im confused. i mean ….. HOW?!?
wizcoylifa:
if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
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today has included:
waking up next to my boy
lunch
flat pack furniture
popping balloons
moving furniture
baking
and breaking bad
I’ve had such an unexpectedly good day!
Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet?
Drown her.
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having a breaking bad sesh. get in.
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my boss was walking around with a hair net stuck...
brilliant!
Cosmo sex tip #346
cosmo-sex-tips:
To really surprise your partner during sex, die.
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Tonight has included:
A cheeky lock in at the shop
Multiple drinks
Dirty texts
Drinking games
And finding nemo
My friends might be Wierdos but they usually come through in the end!
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Genuinely not happy, a shitty day followed my people fucking me around.
Just gonna have drinks with Corey
wvnderbar:
that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
blah blah blah
Reading, blah blah blah
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Finally got round to watching the end of hellcats
Honestly, why has it been cancelled?
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Eating brownies whilst lying down is very silly. I have crumbs EVERYWHERE!
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Fingers crossed i won’t get my arm stuck to the cooker again today….
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im in such a funk right now
i want hugs off the boy
